WellI ve already had two beers I m ready for the broom PleaseMissus Henrywon t you Take me to my room? I m a good ol boy But I ve been sniffin too many eggs Talkin to too many people Drinkin too many kegs PleaseMissus HenryMissus Henryplease! PleaseMissus HenryMissus Henryplease! I m down on my knees An I ain t got a dime WellI m groanin in a hallway Pretty soon I ll be mad PleaseMissus Henrywon t you Take me to your dad? I can drink like a fish I can crawl like a snake I can bite like a turkey I can slam like a drake PleaseMissus HenryMissus Henryplease! PleaseMissus HenryMissus Henryplease! I m down on my knees An I ain t got a dime Nowdon t crowd melady Or I ll fill up your shoe I m a sweet bourbon daddy An tonight I am blue I m a thousand years old And I m a generous bomb I m T-boned and punctured But I m known to be calm PleaseMissus HenryMissus Henryplease! PleaseMissus HenryMissus Henryplease! I m down on my knees An I ain t got a dime NowI m startin to drain My stool s gonna squeak If I walk too much farther My crane s gonna leak LookMissus Henry There s only so much I can do Why don t you look my way An pump me a few? PleaseMissus HenryMissus Henryplease! PleaseMissus HenryMissus Henryplease! I m down on my knees An I ain t got a dime |
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