Someday I m gonna be famous
Do I have talent
well
no.
These days you don t really need it
Thanks to reality shows Can t wait to date a supermodel
Can t wait to sue my dad.
Can t wait to wreck a Ferrari On my way to rehab
.
Cause when you re a Celebrity It s adios reality You can act just like a fool People think you re cool Just cause your on TV.
I can throw major fits When my latte isn t just how I like it They say I ve gone insane
I ll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that it goes with Being a Celebrity I get to cry to Barbara Walters
When things don t go my way.
I ll get community service No matter which law I break I ll make the supermarket tabloids
They ll write some awful stuff But the more they run my name down
The more my price goes up Cause when you re a Celebrity
It s adios reality.
No matter what you do
People think you re cool
Just cause you re on TV.
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month.
When they go down the drain I ll blame it on fame And say it s just so tough.
Being a Celebrity So let s hitch up the wagons and head out west To the land of fun in the sun We ll be real world bachelors Jackass Millionaires Hey
Hey
Hollywood Here we come! Yeah
When you re a Celebrity It s adios reality No matter what you do
People think you re cool
Just cause you re on t.v.
Being a Celebrity
Yeah Celebrity!
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