EVERYONE STOPPED WHEN SHE WALKED INTO THE ROOM Isn t this the greatest thing Everyone own up but nobody could touch her Isn t this the greatest thing PUNCH THE CLOCK keep boxing clever You ll be young enough for ever Isn t this the greatest thing Isn t this THE GREATEST THING I heard some new confection Said we can t afford to feel affection And it s the lastest thing In and out of matrimony Never once removed the Sony Cos it s a status thing So girls like that above described Are not to be so easily bribed With a white frock and a ring PUNCH THE CLOCK and in time you ll get pulled apart IF YOU RE MARRIED ON PAPER AND NOT IN YOUR HEART But I won t be told that life with the one you love is sordid Just because some authority says you can t afford it Since nights were long and days were olden Woman to man has been beholden But since then times have been changing She sends back HIS TRIBUTE OF A ROSE And says this ring is better suited for the nose He s always fingering I PUNCH THE CLOCK and it s OK I KNOW A GIRL WHO TAKES MY BREATH AWAY And it s the greatest And it s the greatest thing |
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