Why are we racing to be so old? I m up late pacing the floor I won t be told You have your reservations I m bought and sold I ll face the music I ll face the facts Even when we walk in polka dots and chequer slacks Bowing and squawking Running after titbits Bobbing and squinting Just like a nitwit Two little Hitlers will fight it out until One little Hitler does the other one s will I will return I will not burn Down in the basement I need my head examined I need my eyes excited I d like to join the party But I was not invited You make a member of me I ll be delighted I wouldn t cry for lost soulsyou might drown Dirty words for dirty minds Written in a toilet town Dial me a Valentine She s a smooth operator It s all so calculated She s got a calculator She s my soft touch typewriter And I m the great dictator (Chorus) A simple game of self-respect You flick a switch and the world goes off Nobody jumps as you expect I would have thought you would have had enough by now You call selective dating For some effective mating I thought I d let you downdear But you were just deflating I knew right from the start We d end up hating Pictures of the merchandise Plastered on the wall We can look so long as we don t have to talk at all You say you ll never know him He s an unnatural man He doesn t want your pleasure He wants as no one can He wants to know the names of All those he s better than (Chorus) I will return I will not burn (repeats) |
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