[Eminem]
Hi!
Original Bad Boy on the case cover your face
Came in the place blowed and sprayed Puffy with Mase
I laced the weed with insect repellant better check the smelly
Eminem starts with E better check the spelling
with a capital somebody grab me a Snapple
I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam s apple
Somebody dropped me on my head and I was sure
that my mother did it but the bitch won t admit it was her
I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months
and said"I m ready now bitch - ain t you feelin these kicks cunt?"
The world ain t ready for me yetI can tell
I ll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell
I m sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germs
and I m hotter than my dick iswhen I piss and it burns
I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach
and vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it
(Yuck!) Hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet
If y all don t like meyou can suck my dick til you numb it
And all that gibberish you was spittinyou need to kill it
Cause your style is like dyin in my sleepI don t feel it
Chorus: Eminem
Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha?
Is fuckin crazy -- hellohi!
Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy -- do you hear me?
Is fuckin crazy
[Eminem]
I m ice grillin youstarin you down with a gremlin grin
I m Eminemyou re a fag in a women s gym
I m Slimthe Shady is really a fake alias
to save me with in case I get chased by space aliens
A brainiacwith a cranium packedfull of more uranium
than a maniac Saudi Arabian
A highly combustible headspazmatic
strapped to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the hospital in critical condition
I flatlined; jumped up and ran from the mortician
High speedIV full of thai weed
Lookin Chinesewith my knees stuck together like siamese
twinsjoined at the groin like lesbians
Uhhpins and needleshypodermic needles and pins
I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends
on if I keep on killin my girlfriends
Chorus: Eminem
Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha?
Is fuckin crazy -- listen!!
Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan
for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy -- you hear me?
Is fuckin crazy
[Eminem]
Last night I O.D. d on rushmushrooms and dust
and got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed
(Shucks!) I m an alcoholic and that s all I can say
I call in to workcause all I do is frolic and play
I swallow grenadesand take about a bottle a day
of Tylenol 3and talk about how violent I ll be (RRARRRRH)
Give me eleven Excederin my head ll spin
Medicine ll get me revvin like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls til I shredded skin
"Doctorcheck this rashlook how red it s been"
"It s probably AIDS!" Forget it then
I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
that don t even make senselike dykes usin dildos
So reach in your billfoldsfor ten ducats
and pick up this Slim Shady shit that s on Rawkus
Somethin somethin somethinsomethin I get weeded
My daughter scribbled over that rhymeI couldn t read it
Damn!
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