Chorus: Repeat 2X
I dont know why this world keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it would stopand let me off right now
Yes man
As the World Turns
We all experience things in life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience
[Eminem]
I hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches
and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders babyand we suing the courts
Cuz we re dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source
They never should ve booted me out of reform school
Deformed fooltakin a shit in a warm pool
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn t meI got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After thatIt was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachersand jackin off in front of my counselors
Class clown freshmandressed like Les Nessman
Fuck the next lessonI ll past the test guessin
And all the other kids said Eminem s a dishead
He ll never lastthe only class he ll pass is phys ed
May be truetill I told this bitch in gym class
That she was too fat to swim lapsshe needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny s and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlockthen I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)
It began stormingI heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch by her hair
Drug her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coachits too late to tell me stop
While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop
Chorus
As the World Turns
These are the days of our lives
These are the things that we must go through
Day by day
[Eminem]
We drive around in million dollar sports cars
While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards
Outsidersand we suing the courts
Cuz we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source
Hypercondriachanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a sailorstandin by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I m still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and said "What upits nice to meet ya"
I d like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I m broke as fuck and I don t get paid till the first of next month
But if you care to join meI was bout to roll this next blunt
But I aint got no weedno philliesor no papers
Plus I m a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don t try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab my gun
Thats when her ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causin a scene
Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin crack all day
And doped up off coke and smack
All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through Rally s parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her fuckin porch up
Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut
I know you re in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as well come out now
She said "Come inits unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said "Come her big boylets get acquainted"
I turned around to runtwisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speednothin could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "Noplease let go"
But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg leftnow I m hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to buy me some timethen I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den DenGo go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit outand aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now bitchlets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this motherfuckin dick!
Bitchcome here!
Chorus to fade
And as we go along
Throughout the days of our lives
We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday
That we must go through
These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere
Every day
Every single day the world keeps turning
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