[Doctor] Scalpel
[Nurse] Here
[Doctor] Sponge
[Nurse] Here
[Doctor] Wait.. he s convulsinghe s convulsing!
[Nurse] Ah!
[Doctor] We re gonna have to shock him!
[Nurse] Oh my! Oh my God!
[Doctor] We re gonna have to shock him!
[Nurse] Oh my God!
[Eminem]
These are the results of a thousand electric volts
A neck with bolts"Nurse we re losin himcheck the pulse!"
A kid who refused to respect adults
Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose
A corny lookin white boyscrawny and always ornery
Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on me
And I might snapone day just like that
I decided to strike back and flatten every tire on the bike rack
(Whosssssh) My first day in junior highthis kid said
"It s you and Ithree o clock sharp this afternoon you die"
I looked at my watch it was one twenty
"I already gave you my lunch money what more do you want from me?!?"
He said"Don t try to run from meyou ll just make it worse..."
My palms were sweatyand I started to shake at first
Something told me"Try to fake a stomach ache it works"
I screamed"Owww! My appendix feels like they could burst!
Teacherteacherquick I need a naked nurse!"
[N] "What s the matter?"
[E] "I don t knowmy legit hurts!"
[N] "Leg?!? I thought you said it was your tummy?!?"
[E] "OhI mean it isbut I also got a bum knee!"
[N] "Mr. Mathersthe fun and games are over.
And just for that stuntyou re gonna get some extra homework."
[E] "But don t you wanna give me after school detention?"
[N] "Nahthat bully wants to beat your ass and I ma let him."
Chorus: repeat 2X
Brain damageever since the day I was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin
But everywhere I go they keep playin my song
[Eminem]
Brain damage..
Way before my baby daughter Hailey
I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D Angelo Bailey
An eighth grader who acted obnoxiouscause his father boxes
so everyday he d shove me in the lockers
One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin
And had me in the position to beat me into submission
He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose
Soaked my clothes in bloodgrabbed me and choked my throat
I tried to plead and tell him"We shouldn t beef"
But he just wouldn t leavehe kept chokin me and I couldn t breathe
He looked at me and said"You gonna die honkey!"
The principal walked in (What s going on in here?)
and started helpin him stomp me
I made them think they beat me to death
Holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally left
Then I got up and ran to the janitor s storage booth
Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws
Grabbed some sharp objectsbroomsand foreign tools
"This is for every time you took my orange juice
or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk.
Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt.
I m gettin you back bully! Now once and for good."
I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I could
and beat him over the head with it til I broke the wood
Knocked him downstood on his chest with one foot..
.. Made it homelater that same day
Started reading a comicand suddenly everything became gray
I couldn t even see what I was tryin to read
I went deafand my left ear started to bleed
My mother started screamin"What are you ondrugs?!?
Look at youyou re gettin blood all over my rug!" (Sorry!)
She beat me over the head with the remote control
opened a holeand my whole brain fell out of my skull
I picked it up and screamed"Look bitchwhat have you done?!?"
[M] "Oh my GodI m sorry son"
[E] "Shut up you cunt!" I said"Fuck it!"
Took it and stuck it back up in my head
then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck
Chorus
[Eminem]
Brain damage..
It s brain damage..
I got brain damage..
It s brain damage..
It s probably brain damage..
It s brain damage..
Brain damage..
I got brain damage..
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