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[Eminem]
A lot of people ask me.. stupid fuckin questions
A lot of people think that.. what I say on records
or what I talk about on a recordthat I actually do in real life
or that I believe in it
Or if I say thatI wanna kill somebodythat..
I m actually gonna do it
or that I believe in it
Wellshit.. if you believe that
then I ll kill you
You know why?
Cuz I m a
CRIMINAL
CRIMINAL
You god damn right
I m a CRIMINAL
YeahI m a CRIMINAL
[Eminem]
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That ll stab you in the head
whether you re a fag or lez
Or the homosexhermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer s "yes"
Homophobic? Nahyou re just heterophobic
Starin at my jeanswatchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!)
That s my motherfuckin ballsyou d better let go of em
They belong in my scrotumyou ll never get hold of em
Heyit s meVersace
Whoopssomebody shot me!
And I was just checkin the mail
Get it? Checkin the male ? (clicks tongue twice)
How many records you expectin to sell
After your second LP sends you directly to jail?
C mon!-- Relax GodI like gay men
RightKen? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)
Please Lordthis boy needs Jesus
Heal this childhelp us destroy these demons
Ohand please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife s sick in the hospital
Preacher preacherfifth grade teacher
You can t reach memy mom can t neither
You can t teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch TVand Comcast cable
And you ain t able to stop these thoughts
You can t stop me from toppin these charts
And you can t stop me from droppin each March
With a brand new cd for these fuckin retards
Duhhhand to thinkit s just little ol me
Mr. "Don t Give A Fuck" still won t leave
Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)
I m a CRIMINAL
Cuz every time I write a rhymethese people think it s a crime
to tell em what s on my mind - I guess I m a CRIMINAL
but I don t gotta say a wordI just flip em the bird
and keep goinI don t take shit from no one
[Eminem]
My mother did drugs - hard liquorcigarettesand speed
The baby came out - disfiguredligaments indeed
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
Don t dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me
I m a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you sposed to grow up when you weren t raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My dick shrunk smallerbut my balls got larger
I drink malt liquor to fuck you up quicker
Than you d wanna fuck me up for sayin the word ...
My morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral
Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk
Off of his own employee
Now don t ignore meyou won t avoid me
You can t miss meI m whiteblonde-haired
And my nose is pointy
I m the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
In plane crashes and laughs
As long as it ain t happened to him
Slim ShadyI m as crazy as Em
-inem and Kim combined - *kch* the maniac s in
Replacin the doctor cause Dre couldn t make it today
He s a little under the weatherso I m takin his place
(Mm-mm-mmm!) Ohthat s Dre with an AK to his face
Don t make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
I told you Dreyou should ve kept that thang put away
I guess that ll teach you not to let me play with iteh?
I m a CRIMINAL
[Interlude Skit]
[Dre] Aight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker
get the motherfuckin money and get the fuck up outta there
[Em] Aight
[Dre] I ll be right here waitin on you
[Em] Aight
[Dre] Yo Em
[Em] What?!
[Dre] Don t kill nobody this time
[Em] Awwright... god damnfuck...
(whistling) how you doin ?
[Teller] HIhow can I help you?
[Eminem] Yeah I need to make a withdrawl
[Teller] Okay
[Eminem] Put the fuckin money in the bag bitch
and I won t kill you!
[Teller] What? Oh my goddon t kill me
[Eminem] I m not gonna kill you bitchquit lookin around...
[Teller] Don t kill mei have two kids at homedon t kill me
[Eminem] I said I m not gonna fuckin kill you
Hurry the fuck up! {*BOOM*} Thank you!
[Eminem]
Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bankrun out and just dive in it
So I ll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I ll hide for five minutes
Come backshoot the eyewitness
Then fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die bitchesbastardsbratspets!
This puppy s lucky I didn t blast his ass yet
If I ever gave a fuckI d shave my nuts
Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin chickens ain t brave enough
To say the stuff I sayso just tape is shut
Shithalf the shit I sayI just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it s not a rapper that I make it as
I ma be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask
(Chorus 2X)
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