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[announcer]
Meet Eddietwenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going
he decides to rob a liquor store.
("I can t take this no moreI can t take it no more homes")
But on his way inhe has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenlyhis conscience comes into play...
("Shit is mineI gotta do this.. gotta do this")
[Dr. Dre]
Alrightstop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I m your motherfuckin conscience
[Eminem]
That s nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt s cribs
And borrow a damn dressand one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You ll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade
[Dr. Dre]
Yeah but if it all goes through like it s supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they ll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerkshe s older than George Burns
[Eminem]
Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?
[Dr. Dre]
Mandon t do itit s not worth it to risk it! (You re right!)
Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)
Don t even listen to Slim yohe s bad for you
(You know what Dre? I don t like your attitude..)
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("It s alright c monjust come in here for a minute")
("MmmI don t know!")
("Look baby..")
("Damn!")
("Yoit s gonna be alrightright?")
("Well OK..")
[announcer]
Meet Stantwenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young girl at a rave party
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once againhis conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")
[Eminem]
Now listen to mewhile you re kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstickI slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch s earlobe..
(Yo! This girl s only fifteen years old
You shouldn t take advantage of herthat s not fair)
Yolook at her bush..(not puss like stated before) does it got hair? (Uh huh!)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
(Manain t you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
Nobut I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shityou wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man fuck thathit that shit raw dawg and bail..
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{pickup idlingradio playing}
[announcer]
Meet Gradya twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day s work
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!")
("Grady!!")
[Dr. Dre]
Alright calm downrelaxstart breathin..
[Eminem]
Fuck that shityou just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she s with some dude tryin to get off?!
FUCK slittin her throatCUT THIS BITCH S HEAD OFF!!!
[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there s an explanation for this shit?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!)
Alright Shadymaybe he s right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
[Eminem]
Okay! Thought about itstill wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throatget your daughter and kidnap her?
That s what I didbe smartdon t be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!
[Dr. Dre]
What chu say? (What s wrong? Didn t think I d remember?)
I ma kill you motherfucker!
[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin straight outta Compton y all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don t need to go the same route that I went
Been theredone that.. aw fuck it...
What am I sayin? Shoot em both Gradywhere s your gun at?
{gun firesis cockedand re-fired}
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