* Eminem does the voices of all characters in the song *
[G] Eminem as Susan (the girl)
[D] Eminem as Dave
[J] Eminem as John
[R] Eminem as Ron
Chorus: repeat 2X {Eminem singing}
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it s my fault my fault
[Eminem]
I went to John s rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin
who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)
Told me she was goin back into usin again (Nah!)
I said"Waitfirst try this hallucinogen
It s better than heroinHennthe booze or the gin
C merelet s go in here" *knocks on the door*
"Who s in the den?"
[R] "It s me and Kelly!"
"My bad(sorry) let s try another room"
[G] I don t trust you!
"Shut up slut! Chew up this mushroom
This ll help you get in touch with your roots
We ll get barefootbuttnakedand run in the woods
[G] Oh hellI might as well try emthis party is so drab
"Oh dag!!"
[G] What?
"I ain t mean for you to eat the whole bag!"
[G] Huh?!
Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "I m sorry!" at the end
2nd repeat same as original Chorus
"Yo Sue!"
[G] Get away from meI don t know you
Oh shootshe s tripping..
[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
I wasn t tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
Susanstop cryinI don t hate ya
The world s not against youI m sorry your father raped you
So what you had your little coochie in your dad s mouth?
That ain t no reason to start wiggin and spaz out
She said
[G] Help me I think I m havin a seisure!
I said"I m high too bitchquit grabbin my t-shirt" (Let go!)
"Would you calm down you re startin to scare me"
She said
[G] I m twenty-six years old and I m not married
I don t even have any kids and I can t cook
(Hello!) I m over here Sue(hi) you re talkin to the plantlook!
We need to get to a hospital fore it s too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate
Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" after first line
and "It was an accident!" at the end
2nd repeat same as original Chorus
Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful
[G] Leave me alone dadI m sick of gettin my hair pulled
I m not your dadquit tryin to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors fore you do somethin dumb
I ll be right back just chill baby please?
I gotta go find Dave he s the one who gave me these
"Johnwhere s Dave at before I bash you?"
[J] He s in the bathroom; I think he s takin a crap dude!
"Dave! Pull up your pantswe need an ambulance
There s a girl upstairs talkin to plants
choppin her hair offand there s only two days left
of Spring Breakhow long do these things take to wear off?"
[D] Well it depends on how may you had
"I took threeshe ate the other twenty-two caps
Now she s upstairs cryin out her eyeballsdrinkin Lysol"
[D] She s gonna die dude
"I know and it s my fault!"
[D] My god!!!
Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "I m sorry!" after second line
and "What do I do?" at the end
2nd repeat same as original Chorus
My GodI m so sorry!
I m so sorry! Susan please wake up!
Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!
You re not dead!! You re NOT dead!
I know you re not dead! Oh my God!
Susan wake up! Oh God...
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