Eminem: Aite Fred Durst: Check! Slim Shadydo the mic. kid (Eminem) I don t do black music I don t do Withe music I make fight music For High School kids I pull side full gripsย When I drive like this {screech} With a slipped disk From a Limp Bizkit diss I just missed the gift list for Christmas gifts So I get pissed and can t pick which wrist to slit Little rich kids in cribs Don t attempt this shitย Just step back While I prep up to pimp this bitch So I said to the girlI m like "What up girl?" "Shut up girl!" And showed her a cut-up squirrel She screamed bloody murder so loud everybody heard her Slapped me in the mouth and called me a nutty murderer I moved on to two blondesย And kissed em on a futon {Ay yo baby!} {What do you want?!} I looked at em both and I was like "Lookcheck this out tootsI m lookin for cookie pus" I need to speak to em immediately They played my video on MTV last week And just when I was thinkin I was all that and then some In comes Fred Durst (Fred Durst) Yo Shady let me get some Who knows what galaxy I came from One where a bass drum hung from my high chairย Now I m a nightmare You stay right there I got the divaย Hold the flavor of a single See me and Shady? I think we got a lock down Shocked by the sound I got you cruisin with your top down These two blondes I offered em both a drink And this you would think Could get the party started But instead them girls turned their heads Opened up their mouths Smelt like somebody farted So if it s time for me to move on Shady said the livin room was a dance floor So turn me loose I was cuttin the rug with this chick Bumped into this dude who was drunk And a prickย Ramblin on about how He was gonna kill me Wow! I spilled a drink on his shirt But no- He insisted we should go Before I could drop em Shady had to clock em The music stopped The party stood in shock So I looked around Grabbed the cutest girl and did the smurf Turn me loose Turn me loose Turn me loose Turn me loose This party s goin my way Or no way at all But don t youย Turn me loose Turn me loose Turn me loose This party s goin my way Or no way at all (Eminem) Turn me loose You better tell em to come re-shingle the roof Just keep feedin me free drinks till I puke And Fred ll ask me to lead sing in his group I m sick at the barn I m not bein approached Cuz Fred s over there stealin all of my hoes {Yo Fred save me some} I walked up to these saimese twins And asked to have a threesome Told em two heads are better that one Plus I respect how y all roll together as one Got a slap in the teeth and a kick in the groinย Stood up like "Ay waitwhere you goin" {bye!} Oh well Three strikes and I m out I struck out and stood tied to the road {ouch}ย I ain t tryin no more Fuck it- I m chillin Get a shot of yable {ahhh} Fell asleep on the ceilingย (Fred Durst) Who knows what galaxy I came from One where a bass drum hung from my high chairย Now I m a nightmare You stay right there I got the divaย Hold the flavor of a single See me and Shady? I think we got a lock down Shocked by the sound I got you cruisin with your top down These two blondes I offered em both a drink And this you would think Could get the party started But instead them girls turned their heads Opened up their mouths Smelt like somebody farted So if it s time for me to move on Shady said the livin room was a dance floor So turn me loose I was cuttin the rug with this chick Bumped into this dude who was drunk And a prickย Ramblin on about how He was gonna kill me Wow! I spilled a drink on his shirt Turn me loose Turn me loose Turn me loose Turn me loose This party s goin my way Or no way at all But don t youย Turn me loose Turn me loose Turn me loose This party s goin my way Or no way at all |
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