| Sunset Strip bitch He reads women s magazinesswears the truth doesn t phase him He knows the hottest bras for fall and how to make her fall in love In four or five days or lessguess it depends on the stars And how well he has memorized his dating dos and don ts he says I m ready to go Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the Boulevard The horoscope today said things would go my way Sunset Strip bitch He wines and dines and takes his time between regurgitating lines Voted most likely to work in the rag he stole from work Tres Flores in his hairOld Spice lingers in the air Gives an extra squirt of shine for sheen and smiles as he says I m ready to go Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the Boulevard The horoscope today said things would go my way Sunset Strip bitch He knows his friends think that he s lame when he tells them he s got game Shops around for shiny clothesstrikes a super player pose He reads women s magazineshe slaves to make the scene Gets the wax ripped off his backhe screams and smiles and he says I m ready to go Gonna see my name underneath the stars when I walk the Boulevard This outfit set me back two paychecks and a Cadillac The horroscope today said things would go my way |
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