Once two individuals walked in a room One looked at the other but he doesn t know what to do He d better figure out his plan so If he succeeds he ll get what he needs So he builds up the nerve to go And talk to the girl that he s been burning for And he says with a slightly boyish grin I know that this sounds weird but you ve just got to hear I ve got this fantasy just between you and me Where we could spend the night and all of the day Doing all the things I just can t say And in my fantasy your kiss is heavenly So I try to figure out any possible way To make my fantasy come true one day She politely denies his invitation Just then another one hits the floor One down and one to go This time he must be smooth or he ll be pulling root So he says please Can I just buy you a drink and I ll show you That I ll do anything for one kiss But before let me tell you this