Oh my way home
police car pulled me over.
After they left
I puttered out of gas.
Triple-A came
but my card was expired! I had to walk home
and of course
it rained half the time.
I tried to get some shut-eye
then I was abducted! They put cold things in my butt.
They sampled a bit of my D.N.A.
They left me on top of my sheets
I dreamt I went potty
then woke up drenched in me.
I got up to toss my soiled sheets
the hallway was dark
and I stubbed my big toe.
It was then that I seensed the irony (burning in me)
Then I head a voice say
"Come sail abord the S.S.
Nepenthe!" I suppose I m to blame for getting pulled over.
I guess I m the culprit for running out of gas.
Let s assume I m the guy who didn t pay his Triple-A fee.
In actuality
I let the zetas probe me.
Yesterday was my fault.
I let negativity get the better of me.
Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds! They temporarily set free this quandary |
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