| Uncle Larry s hooked on ice again He seems to be stuck in the 80 s He wears his members only jacket Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies And all the white folks shake their asses Looking for the two and four I ll have mine in martini glasses Cause I can t take it anymore These are the days of empty kitchens The rise and fall of Mary Ellen s hairdo I think she s found a new religion Studying the Kabalah in her J Crew And all the rich kids shake their asses Looking for the two and four Well I ll have mine with Blackstrap molasses Cause I can t taste it anymore No I can t taste it anymore My friend Greg says it s all good As the eastern seaboard s blown away Now everything is going half-price So look at all the money we saved And all the politicians shake their asses Looking for the backdoor I ll just be hanging out with the lasses Cause they don t like the boys no more No and I can t take it anymore |
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