[spoken] This is the greatest and best song in the world
Tribute. Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here we was hitchhikin down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden there shined a shiny demon
in the middle
of the road. And he said: [sung] "Play the best song in the world or I ll eat your soul." (soul) [spoken] Well me and Kyle we looked at each other and we each said
"Okay." [sung] And we played the first thing that came to our heads Just so happened to be The Best Song in the World it was The Best Song in the World. Look into my eyes and it s easy to see One and one make two two and one make three It was destiny. Once every hundred-thousand years or so When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow And the grass doth grow
Needless to say the beast was stunned. Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail And the beast was done. He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?" And we said "Nay. We are but men." Rock! Ahhh ahhh ahhh-ah-ah Ohhh whoah ah-whoah-oh! This is not The Greatest Song in the World no. This is just a tribute. Couldn t remember The Greatest Song in the World no no. This is a tribute oh to The Greatest Song in the World All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World All right! It was the best muthafuckin song the greatest song in the world. [2-part skat] [spoken] And the peculiar thing is this my friends: the song we sang on that fateful night it didn t actually sound anything like this song. [sung] This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me! And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion. Ah fuck! Good God God lovin So surprised to find you can t stop it. [skat] All right! All right! |
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