Ten pounds too much to the naked eye I don t take the bus because she drives Watermelon lipstick and way too much She got buttermilk smile and a thorny touch Street smart like a Courtney Love Can t get enough Hollywood stories of Anybody famous that can make her feel Like they re all kinda friends in a way No best friend well one but she s crazy Grew up to end up a Professor of lazy The last of six kids that all left town Seems nobody ever wanted them around But she s cool like a soda can sittin on ice Always orders sushi only eats the rice Talks about J Lo like they re best of friends I think she loves me but it all depends Hey baby I don t wanna be your Superman I just wanna be your man and I ll be super baby You ll be standin in the sun shine I ll be standin right here in the rain You save me and I will save the day I got a sweet gig rakin in the cash with karaoke I get the crowd goin when I sing the hokey pokey I shake it to the left and then I shake it to the right What s not to love man I m on tonight I got the LA stylie with the New York trim Keep my pants so low It s like I m goin for a swim I got the Coppertone tan like in Mexico Well not now but when I go yea I know you don t see me like a movie star And it can t help much that I don t have no car But you re my favorite thing by far That s gotta count for something |
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